Could we frame a market that bets on what drug Ben Cousins will be revealed to have a problem with:

Ice $2.20
Coke $2.20
A cocktail of 2 or more $3
Prescription $7
Pot $12
Smack $15

But as wise DJ was saying today, whatever it is doesn’t seem to have affected his play, or the performance of the team too much. Oh for the good old days where none of this stuff was made public and the toilets at the Saints disco was the best place to score in Melbourne…

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